Saturday, October 23, 2004

I...AM...COLE!!!!!

It is official!


He is Cole! Submit before his mighty wrath!


(He has his own website!)


Click here to visit iamcole.com

5 Comments:

Blogger Deb said...

Cole is awesome; and best wishes for your brother's health and safety in Iraq. nice blog

12:48 PM  
Blogger Veronica said...

Congrats no becoming an uncle again. He looks fearsome.

9:44 AM  
Blogger The Tobidian said...

Dear Deb,

Cole would like to note that you are the first person to comment on his awesomeness and as such you and your family will be blessed for as long as he rules the continents.

Umm...and I thank you.

Concerning my brother, Matt was in the National guard during the first gulf war. He has completed his committment already. I am more upset about the people currently in the guard. I am sure they didn't sign up thinking they would be living and fighting in a foreign country.

I do really appreciate the kind thoughts towards my family though! Thank you!

Tobi

11:20 AM  
Blogger The Tobidian said...

Dear Veronica,

Cole appreciates your acknowledgment of his fearsomeness. You too will be blessed, but alas Cole believes he has already been far too generous in assigning his blessings---If he blesses too many people there will not be any peasants left to oppress. So unfortunately your blessing is limited to you and your mother...And your seraphic aunt (Even at 3 days old, Cole knows not to mess with the celestial.).

The Boi unfortunately will have to be judged by Cole (or one of his many lieutenents). They will determine how worthless The Boi's life has been and assign an appropriate punshment. Cole did want to assure you that at worst The Boi would be harvesting salt 20 hours a day under the cruel Maltese sun.

....thanks,

Tobi

11:40 AM  
Blogger The Tobidian said...

After 2 posts I still haven't gotten this accross clearly. (Man, I SUCK as a writer.) Matt was in the national guard during the first Gulf War, but was not called to serve in Kuwait. The fact that he was in the national guard has little to do with my dissatisfaction with the way the Guard is curently being used beyond bringing that more to my attention.

12:20 PM  

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